Coffee Before Chaos Tee

Premium Cotton. Statement Design.
$70.00
$70.00
Complimentary Shipping

Sizing

Find your perfect size with our Tee Sizing Chart below.

Our tees are crafted with a unisex cut - a little roomier in the shoulders and straighter through the body than traditional women’s styles, offering a clean, modern silhouette.

As a guide: Small suits around AU 8–10, Medium 10–12, Large 12–14, XL 14–16, and 2XL 18–20. Choose true to size for a standard fit, or size up for a more relaxed look.


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 Refined Style. Made to Be Seen.

Each Oliver & Eli tee is crafted individually from premium combed cotton.

Soft to wear. Impossible to ignore.


Designed with intention. Made to be seen.


For those who don’t blend in.

Description
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Silence until caffeine. The Coffee Before Chaos Tee is for queens who show up to the 9AM meeting with an iced latte and an iron will, but not a single ounce of patience.

Made with ultra-soft, long-staple combed cotton, this tee serves cloud-level comfort with polished structure. The minimalist graffiti design pops in signature pink ink, screen-printed for high visibility and lasting sass.

Whether she’s typing with fury or sipping with side-eye, this is the uniform of high-functioning havoc.

☕ No talky before coffee.

Details
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• 180 GSM 100% Combed Cotton
• Enduring Comfort in a Regular Fit
• Crew Neck with Ribbed Neckline
• Side Seams for Structure
• Preshrunk to Minimize Shrinkage
• Cold Machine Wash
• Do Not Bleach, Tumble Dry or Dryclean
• Do Not Iron Print

Size Guide
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Fit matters. Find your perfect size with our Tee Sizing Chart .

Our tees feature a modern unisex cut - relaxed through the shoulders and clean through the body for an effortless silhouette.

As a guide:

Small suits AU 8–10
Medium 10–12
Large 12–14
XL 14–16
2XL 18–20

Choose your usual size for a standard fit, or size up for a more relaxed look.

Shipping & Order Notes
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Complimentary Standard Shipping

We offer complimentary standard shipping on every order — no minimums, no exclusions.

Estimated Delivery

• Australia & USA: 3–6 business days

• United Kingdom: 5–10 business days

Tracking details are provided once your order ships.


Made to Order

Each piece is crafted to order - produced individually rather than mass manufactured. This allows us to minimise waste and maintain considered production standards.

Because of this, we’re unable to offer refunds for incorrect size or colour selections. We recommend reviewing the Size Guide before completing your purchase.

Description

Silence until caffeine. The Coffee Before Chaos Tee is for queens who show up to the 9AM meeting with an iced latte and an iron will, but not a single ounce of patience.

Made with ultra-soft, long-staple combed cotton, this tee serves cloud-level comfort with polished structure. The minimalist graffiti design pops in signature pink ink, screen-printed for high visibility and lasting sass.

Whether she’s typing with fury or sipping with side-eye, this is the uniform of high-functioning havoc.

☕ No talky before coffee.

Details

• 180 GSM 100% Combed Cotton
• Enduring Comfort in a Regular Fit
• Crew Neck with Ribbed Neckline
• Side Seams for Structure
• Preshrunk to Minimize Shrinkage
• Cold Machine Wash
• Do Not Bleach, Tumble Dry or Dryclean
• Do Not Iron Print

Size Guide

Fit matters. Find your perfect size with our Tee Sizing Chart .

Our tees feature a modern unisex cut - relaxed through the shoulders and clean through the body for an effortless silhouette.

As a guide:

Small suits AU 8–10
Medium 10–12
Large 12–14
XL 14–16
2XL 18–20

Choose your usual size for a standard fit, or size up for a more relaxed look.

Shipping & Order Notes

Complimentary Standard Shipping

We offer complimentary standard shipping on every order — no minimums, no exclusions.

Estimated Delivery

• Australia & USA: 3–6 business days

• United Kingdom: 5–10 business days

Tracking details are provided once your order ships.


Made to Order

Each piece is crafted to order - produced individually rather than mass manufactured. This allows us to minimise waste and maintain considered production standards.

Because of this, we’re unable to offer refunds for incorrect size or colour selections. We recommend reviewing the Size Guide before completing your purchase.

Let customers speak for us

from 24 reviews
Absolutely love this T-shirt!! Amazing fit and

Absolutely love this T-shirt!! Amazing fit and quality 👌

Michelle W.
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Took longer to get than expected, but well-made shirt. Solid print. Quality great.

Cheryl
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Funniest shirt ever and so well

Funniest shirt ever and so well made!

Denise C.
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Best shirts ever! Customer service is beyond

Best shirts ever! Customer service is beyond amazing!
Thank you so much!

Denise C.
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Love my Oliver And Eli "Dead Inside" Tshirt. Its a cool statement piece, good quality shirt, and I love that part of the sale goes towards ADHD and ASD. Can't wait to purchase another.

Rebecca W.
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Love it!! Totally me!! Awesome tee!

Diana
Hot Mess Tee - Devil Edition

Love it!! Everything about this tee is amazing!!

Diana
Serve Queen Tee
Money, well and truly spent!

Omg! What can I say! This is the best tshirt I have ever worn! I absolutely love it! So much so, I will be buying more stuff from you guys! Thank you TT for directing me to this amazing brand! Forever grateful!

Ruth P.
Slay Queen! Tee

Absolutely obsessed with my Hot Mess Tee! The print is bold and fierce without feeling over the top, it turns heads everywhere I go. The fabric is luxe, soft, and holds its shape beautifully after washing. It’s the kind of statement piece that makes you feel confident the moment you put it on. Already my go-to for nights out and casual days when I still want to stand out.

Anonymous
Hot Mess Tee.
Highly Recommend this brand😍😍

Loved it so much! Loved the quality!! Soo happy to purchase it😍 no regrets! Highly recommend Oliver&Eli if you want such a lovely, cool, vibe fashion.

A.Joy
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Great Quality Hoodie

I’m really happy with this hoodie. The material feels high-quality and comfortable, making it great for everyday wear. It’s definitely worth the price, and I’m glad I bought it. I would recommend this product to anyone looking for a reliable, well-made hoodie.

Mx M.
Level Up Daily Hoodie
Bold & Beautiful

Absolutely obsessed with this tee!
Bold, empowering, and unapologetically me.
The quality is incredible - feels luxurious and fits perfectly.

C.L.
Slay Queen! Tee
Nice hoodie

Good hoodie, good quality, great design. I will definitely buy more. Cheers, good job!

Rejido J.G.
Daddy! Hoodie
Comfort meets Purpose

This shirt combines a perfect fit with a bold, empowering message that feels relevant and inspiring. The design is modern and stylish, while the fabric is soft, breathable, and lightweight—ideal even for hot climates like Texas. It's the kind of shirt you can wear anywhere and feel good about what it stands for. A must-have!

Michael A.F.
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I never wear white but thought I would have a crack and pair with the blazer. Love love love!!!

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