Coffee Before Chaos Tee

Silence until caffeine. The Coffee Before Chaos Tee is for queens who show up to the 9AM meeting with an iced latte and an iron will, but not a single ounce of patience.

Made with ultra-soft, long-staple combed cotton, this tee serves cloud-level comfort with polished structure. The minimalist graffiti design pops in signature pink ink, screen-printed for high visibility and lasting sass.

Whether she’s typing with fury or sipping with side-eye, this is the uniform of high-functioning havoc.

☕ No talky before coffee.

• 180 GSM 100% Combed Cotton
• Enduring Comfort in a Regular Fit
• Crew Neck with Ribbed Neckline
• Side Seams for Structure
• Preshrunk to Minimize Shrinkage
• Cold Machine Wash
• Do Not Bleach, Tumble Dry or Dryclean
• Do Not Iron Print

Fit matters. Find your perfect size with our Tee Sizing Chart .

We offer complimentary standard shipping on every order — no minimums, no exclusions.

Estimated Delivery Times

• Australia & USA: 3–6 business days

• United Kingdom: 5–10 business days

Tracking details will be provided once your order ships.


Please Note
Each piece is made to order — crafted exclusively for you. For this reason, we’re unable to offer refunds for incorrect size or colour selections. We recommend reviewing the Size Guide above before placing your order.